Kansas Must Reads for 1/17-18/09

Hope you are enjoying the long weekend.  Now read this.

• No need to apologize, Nick. Read Nick Sloan’s Official Website: A Big Apology To Readers

• Um, I’d strongly suggest NOT. From REM Random Remarks: To whip or not

• Does anyone really want to find Mayor Funky? I didn’t think so. From fukcedcity.com: BRAINTEASER: Can You Find Our Mayor?

• It pays to increase your word power. Today’s word, “snarge.” From Four Magic Words: Word of the day

• Kansas Watch gains yet another fan. From Voice for Liberty in Wichita: Here’s Why Kansans Need to Take Control

• Evil Hornets sting righteous Ichabods. From the Emporia Gazette: ESU men rally from 15 down to beat Washburn

Kansas Watch Must Reads for 1/16/09

Who will coach the Kansas City Chiefs?  I vote for Jason Whitlock.

Here are your Must Reads, fellow Jayhawks.

• Actually, that would be fine with me. From Nick Sloan’s Official Website: Good News: Jim Slattery Is Kansas’ Newest Senator

• Gee, Chiefs fans, do you think we should let them? From Arrowhead Pride: Detroit Lions Ask for Permission to Interview Chiefs DC Gunther Cunningham

• Certainly looks like the young lady has a healthy pair of lungs. From Plog: KC American Idol contestant Casey Carlson bikini pics

• Hey, Sinic, we’ve got casinos here in Dakota. I’m just sayin’. From Kansas City Sinic: Sinic’s Sinful Soiree

• Buh-bye, Sexfree Phill.  And drop the extra “L”, would ya? From Bottom Line Communications: Kline Gets Final Kick from KC Star

• Just think of the words President Bush added to the language: strategery, misunderestimated, rendition.  From Evolving in Kansas: Bush: farewell to sentence fragments

• No blue skies, no sunflowers, no rock-chalk-Jayhawks for you, Mr. Terrorist! From Kansas Liberty News: Moran backs Jenkins bill to block transfer of Guantanamo prisoners to Kansas

• What, “Dog Bites Man” was already taken? From Bagyants: Kansas Chamber Opposes Higher Taxes

• Um, this lawyer suggests, hopefully none?! From Voice for Liberty in Wichita: What Impact do Kansas Voters Have on Judges?

Kansas Watch Must Reads for 1/15/09

The legislature is in Topeka.  Hide your wallet and your civil liberties.  Now read on.

• What, a Funkyless Kansas City? From Tony’s Kansas City: Mayor Funky: Missing in Action!!!

• Yeah, but it’s caviar and brie! From Nick Sloan’s Official Website:Free Lunch Kids Up In Johnson County

• But still clueless.  From the K.C. Star’s Prime Buzz: In farewell speech, Bush not broken, not bowed

• I’d gladly unfriend you on Facebook on for a hamburger today! From Ramsey Mohsen: I deleted 10 friends on Facebook for a burger.

• I suggest US women throw shoes at their photos in protest.  From Kansas Jackass: KS-Sen: Roberts, Brownback Vote Against Pay Equity Bill

Kansas Watch Must Reads for 1/14/09

Stay warm, fellow babies.  And bring in that brass monkey.  Then read this.

• First, David Letterman gets the “GE handshake.” Now, the Ryan Seacrest “Phantom High 5”. From Nick Sloan’s Official Website: OOPS!: Seacrest Tries To High Five Blind Guy

• Take this, Buddha! From fukcedcity.com: Zoo Officials Plan to Add Christian Imagery to Exhibits

• Gives a whole new spin to USDA “Choice” and “Prime.” From Plog: Woman allegedly runs prostitutions businesses from her USDA computer

• I guess I’ll have to find something else to wrap the fish in.  From Four Magic Words: When newspapers are gone

• I’d be concerned too.  He knows how to handle a six-shooter.  From the Dodge City Daily Globe: Business owners voice concerns about Wyatt Earp project

Kansas Watch Must Reads for 1/12/09

Hey, it’s Monday! Back to work. But first, some stuff you should read.

• I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times. It’s Tony’s Kansas City’s world. We just live in it. From TKC: TKC Influences Local Media!!!

• What’s next? Old people might use cell phones? From Nick Sloan’s Official Website: Non-College Students Discover Facebook

• Hooray! From the KC Star’s Prime Buzz: Bush’s last press conference

• Kansas City has it’s own Mr. Blackwell.  From Kansas Sity Sinic: I’m Calling It

• What’s the matter with Kansas (Jayhawks)? From Jayhawk Nation: Ugh

• I’m hoping it’s Rodney and Belle Epp in Augusta. From Kansas.com: $2.76 million Hot Lotto ticket sold in south-central Kansas

• And who says nothing interesting ever happens in Topeka?! From WIBW-TV: Topeka Police had a Busy Overnight with an Outbreak of Crime