Old Man Winter to be Featured on KSFY-TV’s Wheel of Felons!

My inside source tells me that Old Man Winter will be featured Friday on the 10 p.m. news on Wheel of Felons on KSFY-TV.

The reason? This week’s cold weather is absolutely criminal!

Photo: Take a good look at this man! He’s Old Man Winter, perpetrating criminal mischief against car batteries and inflicting frostbite on ill dressed citizens.

Will Buck Be on KSFY’s Wheel of Felons Tonight? Call to Make Sure!

I am encouraging you to call KSFY-TV at make sure they place Buck the Burglary Deer on Wheel of Felons tonight.

We can’t allow felonious wildlife to terrorize our communities!

Call them at 605.336.1300 and ask for News Director John Shelby to make sure this miscreant ruminant is brought to justice!*

*Actually, don’t call them.  It will just encourage them.

Added to KSFY’s Wheel of Felons: Rock Rapids Burglary Deer!

South Dakota Watch has learned that “Buck,” the burglary deer who broke into the Frontier Bank in Rock Rapids, Iowa on New Years Day, will be added to KSFY-TV’s “Wheel of Felons” segment on the 10 p.m. Action News Friday.

Buck broke into the bank through a window and was captured on video ransacking the business.  He then broke another window when he left the bank.

According to Rock Rapids Police Chief Chuck Vanderdorken (not his real name), the fugitive deer could be out committing other crimes.

Innoculation Against “Wheel of Felons”

Before I watched KSFY-TV’s mind-numbingly stupid “Wheel of Felons” tonight, I listened to part of lecture on 13th Century Afghan Muslim mystic poet Rumi by poet Coleman Barks.  I think it probably saved me from losing a couple of IQ points.

KSFY’s “Wheel of Felons” on Tonight, The Gift That Keeps on Giving

Don’t forget to watch local TV news’ ugliest baby, KSFY-TV’s “Wheel of Felons,” tonight at 10 p.m.